Just call him Fella Knox.
An anonymous Columbia student claiming to be New York’s male answer to the infamous Duke porn star has penned his own racy tell-all for a college blog.
“I’m a Prince Charming,” the male escort wrote to the Columbia Lion earlier this week, alleging he’s earned $800 to pop balloons during one encounter and scored $15,000 for an all-expenses paid trip to Tuscany with benefits.
“I’m a Boyfriend Experience escort literally marketed to create the illusion of a romantic relationship,” he said, bragging that his going rate is $1,200 for four hours, which includes dinner and sex. “Most of my clientele comprises neglected wives, divorced mothers, and shy women who have a hard time connecting.”
The Lion’s editors swear by the sordid tale. “We verified the author’s background, and though he wishes to remain anonymous, he is in fact a male escort who attends class at Columbia like any of us,” they wrote in an editor’s note.